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Eunoia (September 29th), Another Chance

In this chapter, Second Hand Embarrassment and Second Chances.


Today is Wednesday and this is Eunoia, Spoken by Elswyth. Eunoia is all about the connection between us outside of our playtime together. Although we do get plenty of playful moments here. Send you notes through Patreon, or the SpokenByElswyth website to be included in the listen section. And continue on to Obey, for the Homework, Permissive Circumstance, etcetera.

So, first of all I reached ninety Patrons out of my hundred-Happy Harem. Uhhh… and thanks to Testing123, for making that happen. Want to bet that I’ve attracted another sound guy?

Okay, so… Geoff, which might not be Geoff and it might be Joff, I’m having one of those moments. Sometimes I swear that I was meant to just stay in small town America, and do nothing else. So, Geoff-Joff, hello. I’ve been putting this off because, well… do you know the second-hand embarrassment of watching someone sing at a wedding even if they’re objectively good? Or is that just me?

Well, Geoff-Joff did something amazing. He wrote an actual song, and it’s called Shared Headspace. And he has recorded it and shared it with me and it’s wonderful. I’ve had poems and photographs, and drawings, and goodness, even people sharing their baking adventures with me, this creativity. And I don’t mean to belittle any of those things when I say; there’s nothing much more soul-baring than sitting down with just a guitar and your own voice and words.

That’s why people like MTV Unplugged right? Or liked them. When was the last time they made one of those, anyway? I don’t even know if MTV is still going on, but I do recall a few, and anyway… let’s skip over that, it has nothing to do with Femdom, or Hypnosis. But, you know I love the creativity. The shared creativity is fantastic.

Alas, I don’t have permission to share that with you all. Ummm, let’s find out if our Joff-Geoff is agreeable to allowing me to share it. If so, then you’ll get to hear it.

Now, onto Obey. I counted a handful of Spoken for Elswyth Entreaties yesterday afternoon, and received handful of promises that it would come soon. I know, I know, that I have more eager men looking for Permission than that. So breaking out the lazy for me, but work for you card… in obedience.

Your homework is that you have another chance today. You will record yourself saying the Entreaty, but today you also need to punctuate your recording with  a heartfelt apology for not  doing it yesterday. If you already did this Homework, well then you’re certainly full of all sorts of warm and positive feelings from knowing that you’ve pleased me, so you don’t need permission for anything else, right?

And for those of you hopelessly confused about what this Permissive Circumstance means, it’s this… I give you a PC for the day, and if you meet it, or have met it, for instance… once upon a time it was something like “If you’ve had a glass of water today”. If you’ve met it, you have my Permission for release… yummy, wonderful… release. I think that’s pretty clear, right?

You know that YouTube is a pain in the you-know-what… and sometimes it catches the oddest things. So for those of you in the comments section asking if I’ll put an HFO, JOI or whatever else on YouTube, the answer is… “No”. I don’t monetize my YouTube channel or whatever else, I don’t care… most of my stuff just goes through Patreon and the website. There is plenty of free content on the website, all you have to do is click over there and you can listen to whatever.

So, that’s a Permissive Circumstance. If you record yourself, today, as part of your Homework, you’ve met the Permissive Circumstance. Now, what is this entreaty? For those of you who have not heard it, you get to hear it now. I want you to find your most submissive… in public, like real public, like… we’re sitting at the train station, yes I have a thing for trains, or we are walking through the park. Maybe we’re at the mall, maybe we’re in a café. Imagine somewhere for us to be. Public though, people around. With proper social distancing.

Now, you’re in that spot, right? You’re with me. Don’t make me be all by myself, you get over here with me, okay? Now… be in your most submissive while in public pose, and let’s take in a nice, deep breath, and let it out gently.

And again. And out.

And one more deep one in. And out.

Find your regular breathing pattern. Relax. I’m not that scary, besides, we’re in public. And now I lean in closer to you, and say softly…

Oh Darling Elswyth, you who awaken and enthral,
Logomantic sorceress from whom good things come.

You have promised to enrapture and bind with words,
To furnish your faithful, floating follower with a felicitous  future.

My mind is a hearth, your nestled word runes are the coals.
My fire sustained by their smouldering presence, fuel forwarding my path.

This entreaty is Spoken for Elswyth, hear of my want.

Well done, now go record yourself.

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Eunoia (28th September)

How are your logs for September’s goals? Only two days left! Today you can share with me whether your goal was Naughty, Nice, or whether you picked one of each. If you aren’t sure what I’m talking about, well perhaps we’ll play again soon.

We’ve started to pick up the Permissive Circumstances game for our newcomers, anyway. There’s even a fun one in this episode, I encourage you to have a try. If you still don’t know what I’m talking about, then a Permissive Circumstance is a condition for release. Yes, you can earn your orgasm for the day one way or another, and you know it’s more fun when you have permission.

That condition might be playing in a certain way, or completing a task, or it might just rely on whether you know the answer to some trivia question about a song that’s stuck in my head. I’m whimsical that way.

Today’s Homework involves the Spoken for Elswyth Entreaty. It’s on the MCF Player right now.

If you want to earn your Permission this way today, you can email your little audio clips to me.


Today is Tuesday and this is Eunoia, Spoken by Elswyth. You can probably hear a dog in the barkgr… ha… barkground. But I’m not editing that. We’re just gonna… we’re persevering. Today is Tuesday and the virtue is perseverance. Oh, this is when I say Eunoia is all about the connection between us outside of session-time. Send your notes through Patreon or the website to be included in the listen section and continue on to obey for the homework, permissive circumstance and sometimes a guided meditation or thought.

Today’s Eunoia is a short one. It’s for the people, mostly, my newest dears, who are behind on September goals and this late in the month, they’re unlikely to catch up. So I’m offering some Homework through Eunoia just to give, y’know, another way to play.

Welcome to my newest Happy Harem members. We’re up to 89, out of my hundred… and I’m going to totally ruin this first name, but let’s see how we do. I have; Goffredo, and Jackson. Ryan, and Bladeking.

Okay, what are you? A Yone? Although, I’m a fan of Irelia. Especially a fed one on my side. She’d probably be a bit miffed to be called a King. How about… oh… duh… Bladeking. The mopey guy… Viego. I also have to say, I don’t know what that came to me. Viego? I swear that’s the perfect name for a small dog. So, Bladeking… are you in to puppy play?

Oh, my Cal Dude, here’s the other one… he’s the only person I heard from that correctly guessed that the slightly, slightly condescending nickname used for me is “Sweet-Pea”. No, the rest of you don’t get to use it.

Alright, take that deep breath in. More. Hold. And out.

Deep breath in again. And as you exhale, shake out your hands.

Deep breath in again. And as you exhale, lower your shoulders.

And deep breath in again. And as you exhale just roll your neck around. Clockwise. Counter-clockwise. And now breathe at your own pace.

For obedience today, you voluntary (I’m stressing that word) you voluntary homework is this; toss off the shyness and record yourself saying the Entreaty for Elswyth. It can be a simple phone recording, or hey… go all out and find yourself a Blue Yeti. Though I do prefer Rode microphones.

If you’re unfamiliar with the Entreaty for Elswyth, you can find it on the MCF player on the website. Ummm… MCF… Mind Control Fragments. The player is right here… click on Spoken for Elswyth. You’ll get bonus points if you memorize it before you record it… and, you likely guessed it. That is also your Permissive Circumstance for today.

The rules are… must be audio only, and I plan to merge them together as… maybe it’s in honour of Hallowe’en coming up, I don’t know. I plan to merge them together into like an incantation. Minus the forest and candles and orgy. So, I am distracted now… you’re distracted too, don’t lie.

So, no video. Only audio. No names included, other than mine, and… you give me the right to jumble it up into one big auditory experience. No video, no video, no video.

Let me repeat the instructions. Kidding. Yes.. some of you know where that’s from. I did watch Squid Game. I have no idea why I subjected myself to it. I hate dubbing. I told some of you this before and I’ve had the most hilarious responses to it, from people sending me shows with it and so on. My Dad loved those crazy old shows with all the dubbing, that was so bad… so bad… so I think it’s just too many, y’know, weekends watching Dad watch these horrible shows.

So I hate the dubbing, but I got sucked in my the colours, and the idea being kinda like The Long Walk by King. Which is also a heart-wrenching experience. So… don’t watch The Squid Game, don’t read The Long Walk. Go plant flowers instead, or pick a pumpkin. That’s not homework, by the way, or hey… lose yourself in that daydream of the forest and the candles and the incantation and the other amusements.

Enjoy your Tuesday. You’ll hear from me tomorrow.

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Eunoia (September 27th)

Included in this episode; the results of some subtle self-promotion, a little bit of Homework and Permissive Circumstances, and an admission of guilt regarding my domestic servants.

Transcripts as a concept have survived to the following week, so the editor is obviously not too overworked. Once a dozen are done this way I’ll reflect. Any strong opinions? Are they useful to you? Let me know.


Today is Monday and this Eunoia, Spoken by Elswyth. Eunoia is all about the connection between us outside of our sessions. Send your notes through Patreon or the Spoken by Elswyth website to be included in the listen section, and continue on to obey for the homework, Permissive Circumstances, guided meditation or whatever I think up for today.

So… yesterday I posted some links to the site out on the internet. I’m not on some mad advertising spree I just know that a lot of people might have never heard of me. So, welcome to my newest Happy Harem members who are no doubt exploring what I have on Patreon and such, uh… taking us up to… oh… up to 87 out of my 100 limit. So, welcome to Dev and Daryl and 17 others who downloaded the Beginner’s Bundle since yesterday.

So if you’re new to Eunoia, welcome to you too. Monday’s Mind Control Fragment, affectionately known as MCF’s, this one it allows you to visit England and unburden yourself. Saturday’s Cuddle Session is up on the site too. It’s a free download, you can also find it on the podcast.

Ummm… you won’t find it on Youtube because I can’t be arsed to do the video and such. Ummm… this is an auditory experience anyway. Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll get back to that but y’all know that my preference is to chat with you directly, and stay out of the cesspool that includes YouTube comments and so on. If you haven’t heard the Cuddle Session, go ahead and look for it on SpokenByElswyth or just on the Podcast.

My wishlist, it’s been updated, it literally has a bit of everything on there including some crazy things. I’m still waiting on that canal boat maker to offer their wares… or to somehow snag one into my word web. I think I’m more likely to find an app developer, a professor… or I don’t know; a novelist. So where are all of the ship makers hiding? And for those of you who want a new hobby? Especially if you live in the UK, or next to water that gets you connected to the UK, may I recommend; boat-making.

Oh, how did you get on with your last homework assignment? I know… most of your homework and PC is wrapped up in our September goals, but I did give you an extra assignment after being inspired by Teaseme’s message.

A few days ago, Mr. Brad was filling my ear with some flattering compliments, telling me how much he enjoys dressing in satin and silk, and xenboy is one of those who was listening very carefully in our Cuddle Session and noticed that I mentioned a maid who wasn’t my flirtatious Pixie, or my dutiful Margaret… and so I guess I should admit that I’m working on a new maid training session, and a new trigger setting to go along with it. I think that Pocket Pet is proof that releasing a trigger, and a session together is a good practice for all of us.

Okay, and now it’s time for Obey. Let’s go with that familiar pose, of your hands resting, palms up. You know, I prefer that you have them on your thighs, but if that’s not possible… let’s say you’re listening to me while stretched out on your tummy… you can just put them in front of you. Palms up. And let’s go ahead and do some of that box-breathing. We’re gonna breathe up to four, hold for four, down for four, wait for four… okay? Let’s begin.

In, two three four…
Hold, two three four…
Out, two three four…
Wait, two three four…

In, two three four…
Hold, two three four…
Out, two three four…
Wait… keep waiting…

Keep waiting…

And In, two three four…
Hold, two three four…
And Out…

Let it all out… and resume a breathing pace that’s working for you. Feeling tingly? For obedience today, I want you to listen to today’s MCF; the Rock Pool. If you’ve done so today, prior to listening to today’s Eunoia, I’m quite proud of you. And, you’ve received your reward already, and just to swap this around a bit, I’m giving you a Permissive Circumstance for today, to welcome all those dear new ones.

If… I just know some of you are going to smile so big at this. If you have not listened to today’s MCF, then go on and do so, and you have my permission to release after. That’s your reward. Or hell, during… during if you can manage it but I seriously doubt that anyone is getting their rocks off to rocks. I guess your homework is to let me know if you manage it.

So that’s it for Monday. Go on, have a great day and don’t forget to listen and obey.

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Mind Control Fragment – Rock Pool Release

Today will also feature an episode of Eunoia. But here’s some encouragement to release and let go of negative thoughts today.

You know by now that you have my permission to play with these however suits you best. If you choose to leave “Kneeling For JOI” on loop for an hour, then you’re allowed. Promise to tell me what happens when you do!

The Mind Control Fragments playlist has been updated, bringing back a few pieces that had been removed. If you’re wondering whether you have a complete collection… then you might like to know that so far there are 25 fragments.

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A Cuddle Session

Maybe it’s time for bed. Maybe you’ve woken up early enough that you get to snuggle back down and sleep a while longer. Either way, be under the covers and close with me for this Cuddle Session.

This is a conversational hypnosis session, and a guided meditation. It is sexually suggestive, erotic and playful. It is also deep, swirling and confusing. Repetition, wordplay and creative overdubbing are heavily featured.

Some members of my Happy Harem on Patreon have already told me that this session gave them a great night’s sleep, and other more exciting things besides. You know, a recently satisfied guy always rests easy.

The session is set to bespoke music that will be familiar to anyone who requested a Spring Sleep Session earlier this year. I think it makes for the perfect way to fall back to sleep together.

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Eunoia – Listen and Obey

In this instalment; Pocket Pet patience, Dirty Talk, and some info about the next Saturday Session. It’s one you’ll be happy to stay in bed for.

I’m trying out adding a transcript to these episodes. As I write this, I’m not sure how much extra work that’s going to be, whether it’s better for me, my listeners… both… neither? We’re going to find out!

You’ll hear that I’ve changed my opinion on whether it’s right to mention my listener’s first names and nicknames on the podcast. If you don’t want that to ever happen, you should let me know.

Pocket Pet Session One is in the Shop.

The trigger setting is freely also available in the shop, on the podcast feed, and on Patreon.


Today is… well… it’s Wednesday, but you’re likely hearing this on a Thursday, unless of course this week has gone crazy and it’s Friday! And this of course is Eunoia, Spoken by Elswyth.
Eunoia is all about the connection between us outside of our playtime together. Send your notes through Patreon or the Spoken by Elswyth website to be included in the Listen section, and continue on to Obey for the Homework, Permissive Circumstance, and well… a bit more.

Okay, are you ready? I’ve had a few naughty ones that forgot all about patience and jumped right in with a session. You know… the Pocket Pet session? The trigger went out to everyone and the first session, the first little playtime with those triggers, it is in the shop. But I did tell my Happy Harem, I did tell you that you’ll get it in October.
So for those naughty ones, now, they have a punishment. Or funishment. I think it falls into that category. I do love handing out some old-school correction for my errant boys.

Okay. I’ve gone back-and-forth and back-and-forth on this in regards to using first names or nicknames. Of course I’ll never use surnames and if you want to address me anonymously you know you can always do it through the website.

So, I absolutely love what Raymond has to say about the Pocket Pet and Dirty Talk. I especially love that he goes on about how much he would love to be able to worship my body. Being on his knees. Waiting for my finger to raise his chin so he could see my beautiful lips and look into my hazel eyes. See, he’s not one of those “Eyes Lowered” guys. At least not in this scenario.
He goes on to say, and I’m just going to read this, his words, you would raise me up completely with your fingertip, and allow me to kiss your lips just once. Then I would kiss your cheek, and then just behind your ear. And then your neck… this is in quotes… “You smell so fucking good I can’t take it.” I like that.
Kissing and nibbling further down I would be lost in your scent. Your hand on the back of my head would guide me.
Okay… and then it goes on. And because this Eunoia generally does make it to Youtube which is a stickler for certain things, I can’t go on with that one.

Ummm… oh… and then my dear Teaseme says I loved Breath of Fire. The cheery mood you were in made my whole body happy. You’re so much fun and it pleases me to hear you so carefree. I hope that you can enjoy every day for the rest of your life.
Tell me… seriously people… tell me how amazing is it that there is this soul out there in the world who says “I hope you can enjoy every day for the rest of your life.” Now, I know, this, our current homework and personal circumstance is… not personal, permissive circumstance is handled for right now. We have our September challenge going on but man… you guys… okay… you do have homework for today.
Here’s your homework. You gotta make someone smile the way I smiled what Teaseme had to say; “I hope you can enjoy every day for the rest of your life.” I just fucking love it. I love it, it so sweet, and nice, and genuine, and perfect. And honestly, we should all be willing to be that free. Just to tell people to just live their lives and enjoy themselves, right?

And, and then he goes on and he talks about lots of other wonderful things. Okay, so… oh and he also calls me sweetheart and… yeah… yeah, yeah… I’m going to allow that one. Sweetheart. It’s fine. It’s really close to, they started out condescending, but… but then simply stayed nickname that I often get called by Pita, and then somehow Bunny picked it up.
It’s a vegetable. It’s not “a vegetable”. That’d be a dumb thing to call somebody, right? Like “Hey, a vegetable, wanna go to a movie tonight?” It’s not that, but it is a vegetable. Kudos to you if you manage to guess it.

So… I want you to find a good posture for you. It’d be great if you could stretch out somewhere comfortable or slump down into the chair but I realise that’s not always possible with Eunoia. But I want you to take this time now, breathe, do that body inventory from the top of your head, all the way down to your toes. Just really quick, imagining that pink glitter that will just pour over you, down. Good, right?

Now, I want you to envision, imagine, really feel that particular sensation on a morning when you don’t have to get up just yet. Maybe you woke up, looked at the clock, and it says 4AM, and you’re not a baker. But your bed, it just feels right. Like, the mattress has done all the perfect things of just warming up, letting you sink in a bit, or not, depending on your preference. The pillow was right. The blanket’s right. The room temperature… well I would imagine it’s slightly cool so that you just wanna snuggle down in more. Okay… you got it right? This feeling.

Now imagine me behind you. My arm draped over you, maybe up higher over your arm. My hand resting on your forearm, or a bit lower, towards your waist, and my hand doing whatever comes naturally. Me talking to you, in your ear, and then drifting off again. The upcoming Saturday Session is a cuddle session. It’s one that you can use to obviously go to sleep, or just listen to when you need a break. It’ll likely be released early for my dear Happy Harem, over on Patreon… but it will be out on Saturday for everyone else. I think I can get away with putting it on the podcast for everyone, but I don’t think it’s gonna fly on YouTube. So if you’re listening to this on YouTube, make plans on Saturday to hop on over to the website and download it for free. I’ll probably try to throw a trailer on YouTube just so that folks will get a reminder.

So there. Happy Day to you. Thank you for spending some time with me. Continue to send me some messages and some notes. I want to see those funishments completed as well. And finally, the personal MCF’s… they are still being worked on, it’s just one of those things that just tuck in as I go along. So don’t worry, you haven’t been forgotten. It’s just… on my timeline.
Bye for now.

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Pocket Pet Updates

A small editing mistake has been spotted in Pocket Pet, reminding me that Patrons should always get sessions first!
Whether you downloaded the session from the Shop or from Patreon you can replace it with the fixed version here. If you prefer to listen on the podcast feed, well now you can!

The other download links will be fixed in a few minutes.

I have some other things to say about Pocket Pet, which will come in tomorrow’s Eunoia. Now I’m off to record this weekend’s Saturday Session.

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Dirty Talk – Mind Control Fragments

This morning has already been a productive Monday, getting a few more personalised MCF’s recorded so they can go out into the world. There’s so much variety, some are positive and affirming, some need written down in detail before recording, and some are easy to create from the notes.

Others are just the best kind of Dirty Talk. That’s the newest little fragment that’s publicly available. Download it and blend it in with your other favourite fragments and give it a try.

Dirty talk is a conversation. A conversation where you can say whatever you’re feeling, there’s rarely any wrong answers. Listen to this fragment, and be sure to Contact Me and tell me your little dirty talk phrases. You can develop on what you heard, or maybe something entirely new comes to mind as you listen.

You can even take Permission when you’ve done so, regardless of how your naughty and nice goals are going today. Say thank you!

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Sunday Eunoia – Breath of Fire

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Today’s Eunoia includes information about the new pillar, thank yous for my wonderful gifts, and another breathing technique. I will say, I have a few naughty ones that didn’t pass the patron patience test! Somehow, I’ll forgive you. Maybe a bit of C-Time? Or a long love letter promising future obedience? So many options.