Mistr-Empr-Godd-ess Elsywth

At the insistence of my dear Happy Harem, I’ve set up a wishlist.

Now, listen. I didn’t think I needed a wishlist because I only had ONE thing that I wanted (still want!). It turns out that none of my guys are shipwrights (or willing to learn). I shall resort to wistful sighs until the right gentleman comes along who can see to my needs in that regard.

It’s not full of latex panties and sex toys. Seriously, who is buying that off of Amazon anyway? If anyone wants to send me a Bad Dragon gift card, I’ll take one of those! But I don’t buy my fun clothes or toys from Amazon (not usually).