(if you don’t get the joke above, skip this page. Seriously. You’re not ready.)

At the insistance of my dear harem, I’ve set up a wishlist. Now, listen. I didn’t think I needed a wishlist because I only had ONE thing that I wanted (still want!). It turns out that none of my guys are shipwrights (or willing to learn).

<wistful sigh goes here>

So here is a bit more of a .. um.. practical? wishlist. It’s evolving. It’s not full of latex panties and sex toys (seriously, who is buying that off of Amazon anyway? If anyone wants to send me a Bad Dragon gift card, I’ll take one of those! But I don’t buy my fun clothes or toys from Amazon, not usually).