In this episode I make a mental list of John Cusack movies to rewatch.
If you find yourself reading these transcriptions instead of using your ears, then allow me to grab you by yours… that’s right, I’ll grab you by your ear, and lead you to wherever you left your headphones. Especially if your name is “xenboy”.
Today is Wednesday and this is Eunoia, Spoken by Elswyth. Eunoia is all about the connection between us outside of our sessions together. Send your notes through Patreon, or through the form on the Spoken by Elswyth website to be included.
First off, a welcome to the newest member of the Happy Harem through Patreon. Welcome to JJ. JJ, I think, is the name of a guy that always knows where to find the party… and usually doesn’t have a ride to get there. If I’m way off the mark, JJ, just let me know.
I’ve had some feedback on the Prissy’s Chores sessions. Now for some of you, you’re like… hey “Where’s that session?” I typically release things first on Patreon, that way my lovely Harem can listen to it first and pick up if there’s anything that needs a bit of tweaking.
The feedback on this one is quite positive, which is typical. And, I especially like this… Vince; he let me know that he was excited that it appeared on his cleaning day. Serendipity. Wait, now I feel like writing in books. Okay, does anyone else love that movie? I haven’t seen it in ages, oh, but that is my kind of a love story.
So, for… oh, before I get to today’s homework, I was just going to jump right ahead there, and I do love today’s homework, but let’s go back a bit. I have had people asking me, in the spirit of giving, as Christmas is getting closer, about gifts. Now, I love the things that come to me off my wish-list. I don’t mention it all the time, but they’re nice. They’re wonderful little surprises when they come in the mail. But, I figured I would do something that’s a gift for me, a possible gift for you, and is also playful and fun. Almost in the spirit of the white elephant presents in that you don’t quite know what you’re going to get.
Okay, so… in the first and possibly only time ever I am going to base this on money. And… luck. You know this is generally not me, at all. The ones that have been with me from the very beginning, what was it? We had these little goals set of upgrading the microphone, and then upgrading the Scarlett, and so on and so forth right? The desk, and the mouse, it just goes on. It was the steady building of our Spoken by Elswyth, together, which was very much with those early people, just in there with me.
So for this one, I do have a couple of things I want. I have started actually going to an actual gym. I am one of those sanctimonious people that do it in the morning, when it’s still dark. I think you get extra virtue points if you get up when it’s dark, to go do shit. So that… man if someone wants to go crazy and buy me a ticket to go back to the States to see my Dad, I would love that too. But it doesn’t look like travel’s happening any time soon.
Anyway, all of that aside, we’re going to do this just for fun, okay? So… it doesn’t matter how much it is. I’m not setting a minimum or anything like that. It does have to be over, just the typical Patreon amount, I can tell you that. Becuase if you’re new to Patreon, you can kind of set how much you give. The tier is set as a certain amount, but you can give over that. And people do.
And what you’ll get, for the person who pledges the most, this month… and I’m sorry it’s still limited to that Happy Harem number of 100. I’m not sure what I’m sitting at right now. And that first amount will not count for new pledges, because that’s kind of unfair, right? It has to be above it. So for the person who pledges the most, before the end of December, you will get a 30-45 minutes, depending on the content and the flow and how that all goes, private, recorded, personalized session from me.
Now, it can be any Femdom topic. It could be any hypnotherapist topic. It can be pretty taboo, but it can’t be illegal. If you want me to make you piss yourself, that’s fine. If you want me to make you piss yourself on the subway, that’s not fine.
That one is taken from the headlines, by the way. If you want tucked in, in something cozy, sure. If you want a love story, okay… you want seduced, you want evil seductress, whatever, sure. You want wax dripped on you, just… come over some time because I like doing that in person.
I love colourful wax, so much. Wax play isn’t really about being sadistic, it is about art and colours, and sounds.
Okay, so that’s it. So for the month of December, the person who pledges the most over the normal tier amount is going to get a personalised session. And if you’ve never had a personalised session from me before, don’t worry. I actually have a homework form that I send to you. It walks you step-by-step through some of the things you’d want, and yeah, I like doing it. I just don’t normally have enough time to do a bunch of them.
So that’s what we’re on for December. In the spirit of Christmas, and presents, and all that fun stuff. Your homework for today, if you’re comfortable with it, you could also draw yourself… if you don’t want to do a photo. But it’s either drawing or photo of you, in your favourite Christmas attire. Right?
And your Permissive Circumstance, well… if you know me at all, you probably know… you probably know where this is going. You have my Permission, if you do it in your favourite Christmas attire. How’s that?
Okay, that’s it for Wednesday. I should have a Eunoia coming out for tomorrow. I do have another sessions that’s in the works so we’ll get at least one more in for December. We’re going to still work through how we’re doing all the other stuff leading up to January First, because I really want to hit the ground running with you guys on that. So we’ll have a talk about that. I’ll probably send out, like a Patreon poll or message or something.
Before I go, one quick clean-up. I’ve had a few people asking about joining the Happy Harem. The Happy Harem is the name I’ve given to my Patrons. So if you want to be part of the Happy Harem, mosey on over to Patreon, and join me on there. I have a limit of a hundred. I like to be able to answer messages and emails and so on and… honestly I think that having a hundred is going to be my limit for quite a while.
So, okay… now that’s really all for today, and I’ll see you tomorrow. Go take your picture, or draw it.