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Today I ramble about late-night TV and movie choices, and specifically Boss Level.

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So that “Random NSFW” Reddit Link is right here.

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Today is Friday and this is Eunoia, spoken by Elswyth. Eunoia is all about the connection between us outside of our sessions together. Send your notes through Patreon, or the website to be included in the listen sections, and then continue on to obey, you know… because it’s good for you.

First off, welcome to my newest Happy Harem member, Meeky… who went ahead and joined for a full year, taking up yet another lovely spot, gone… you know, once I hit a hundred, I won’t have to do shout-outs for new members. That’s actually… well, I don’t know, is that a good thing? Or not a good thing… we’ll see what happens.

The Affirmations Series Two poll, it is going up today, so make sure you head over to Patreon, vote on that. So last night, I’m one of those people… I know that all of the lockdowns and stuff really got me to the point that I wanted to share a bit more of these cultural experiences with folks. I live, as most of you know, I am… I don’t call myself an ex-pat. I call myself an immigrant. All the Americans like to be ex-pats. British people usually like to be ex-pats too. Nobody wants to be an immigrant.

Anyway, I am one. I live here in the UK. If I go to see a comedian, like I’ve been to see Stewart Lee and so on. They name-drop, so much. Like, everybody who lives on the island knows everybody else on the island, and I don’t. Or if you watch, and maybe it’s like this in America, but I just didn’t watch enough TV like this. If you watch, like, a game show, or some of these celebrity things like Masterchef and such, they… again, it’s like everybody knows everybody, ’cause everybody watches the same things.

Anyway, so… I did get into that, yes. I watched umm… oh shit, what’s his name? Um… the Joe Exotic guy, I can’t remember the name of the show, I refuse to look it up. I watched that. I watched Squid Game, I don’t know… I just kept up with stuff. I usually have something else going on at the same time, so it just works.

But last night it was one of those days where it’s just like… I don’t wanna go to bed, I don’t wanna go do something fun. And I had a couple of friends who were all like “Let’s watch something!” so it’s like… okay. One of them was like “Oh, yeah, The Wheel of Time has come out, and I have really been enjoying those books so it’s like “Uh, yeah… and I also want to see what some of the characters look like.” I think there’s a good bit of eye candy going on in Wheel of Time.

So, sat down… ready to watch it, and is it out? Turns out the 19th is a whole different day than the 9th. So I ended up watching… I ended up watching “Boss Level”. Now, I will say… yeah, there’s some eye-candy that goes on with that. He’s not really my type though, and that… in Boss Level, most of it was good, ’cause it wasn’t like, all dark and mysterious and whatever else. But the ending was so bad. I’m not spoiling it, but the ending to me was so bad, because it’s like… let’s use all of our gadgetry and all of our special effects on everything, single like… shoot-’em-up explosion scene and then at the end it’s like… now we’re done.

It’s kinda like erotica that leads up and the story’s good and you get in it, and it’s like… okay, then he came and it’s all over. It’s that. Michelle Yeoh is in the Boss Level one, which… she was fun to see her. She’s in the Shang-Chi, the… Marvel? I think… the Marvel movie. I have a habit of calling it the Pokémon Marvel movie, she’s in that as well. So, nice to see her. Okay… rambling almost over.

Tomorrow is the Fear of Being Naked coming out. It’s going out for free on the podcast, so make sure you find that one. For homework today, your homework is to tell me my favourite day of the week and to tell me the one cutesy word that I use for one of the days of the week. If you can do those two things you’ve met your homework. If you can’t I guess you can just randomly go back and listen to Eunoias until you find it. Good luck.

The Permissive Circumstance… sorry… okay, the Permissive Circumstance, first of all… don’t do this at work! Unless you work from home on your own device, do not do this in work, do not do this on the train, or somebody could be looking over your shoulder, though then again… really? You shouldn’t be doing a lot of the Permissive Circumstance stuff that way if it’s an action, right? Because it just leads to permission.

Okay, I learned a trick. I love to give you good things so I’m sharing it with you. If you go to Reddit… if you don’t know what Reddit is, okay… that’s part of your homework now, you’re in for a shock. If you’ve never gone onto Reddit here, just know that the first initial impression you get from it is not what you have to keep.

Like, you unsubscribe from a bunch of stuff, you subscribe to a bunch of other stuff, you kinda make it your own. Imagine going to… a buffet, and right there is everything you see but you only pick up the things you want, you can totally reconfigure it to what meets, to what you want it to be.

Mine is this amazing blend of everything. So here’s the trick… go to Reddit, and you type Reddit.com/r/randnsfw. RandNSFW. Then, guess what you get? You get a random, yep, random… NSFW… NSFW by the way stands for Not Safe For Work… subreddit. So there, that’s your Permisive Circumstance. You have my permission today, but you only get to look at whatever Reddit gives you for entertainment. And for my entertainment, do not share the pictures! I don’t wanna see all of them on a Friday.

Well, unless you get a good one. If you get a good one and you know me, share that picture. But you need to share with me, for my entertainment, what you ended up getting. Okay, have a wonderful Friday, a wonderful weekend, enjoy tomorrow. Thanks again Meeky for joining us over in the Happy Harem, y’all need to go vote over on Patreon and I will see you for Eunoia on Tuesday, but Monday for our next MCF.

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In this episode I daydream about reducing my workload.

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If you haven’t listened, or just haven’t listened recently, here’s all the Maid Training sessions currently in the shop. This category is going to double in size before January rolls around!

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In this instalment I talk about Thanksgiving, even if it’s a little early for all that.

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Seriously, send me affirmations. I want a wide selection of ideas to help plan out further affirmations sessions. Your suggestions help guide that writing process.

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In this episode I talk a little about Youtube, and what’s coming the next few months, without giving everything away.

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The Trick and The Treat are still available in the shop. It doesn’t need to be Hallowe’en for you to enjoy them, and you don’t even have to dress up!

The first set of Affirmations sessions have been in the shop for a long time!

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I’m using “Headliner” to post these episodes to YouTube and make transcripts for them. I haven’t exactly worked out all the kinks yet, so for the time being this episode doesn’t have one.

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I might be spending most of my writing time this week dedicated to my various, well-trained, flirtatious sissy maids, but while one pot is allowed to come to a rolling boil, another simmers quietly on the back-burner, receiving gentle stirring so nothing sticks to the bottom.

So here’s a little meditation on my Pocket Pet, which you’ll also find in the Mind Control Fragment player today. You’ll notice the Locktober sessions have all vanished. All six can still be found as a bundle in the store, if you need them to help you enjoy November!

Eunoia will be out tomorrow, bright and early.

My happy editor (dear PitA) is taking a few sick days. Apparently his head is full of cotton wool. I’ll share the latest Saturday Session in the middle of next week, as soon as it’s done!

The session I want to put out is all about position training. There’s six of them I just love, and you can find the Eunoia sessions that first explained them way back in the archive. The session I’ve written adds a little more to my thoughts about each position, and begins with a simple hypnotic induction and some stretching.

The whole thing has me thinking about high protocol BDSM. Eye Contact Rules, Service and Titles and such… well, there are Maid Training sessions coming this month. Are you as excited as I am?

On Patreon, my Happy Harem are helping me work out what to put into a new set of Affirmations sessions. Affirmations Series One can still be found in the shop (and I’ve just recently reduced the price slightly). Is there a subject you’d like to hear me elaborate on in an Affirmation session?

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In this chapter I tell you a story about poor Al. It’s a good one.

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Heady HFO With Breath Play is apparently really, really exciting. To celebrate, if you use the coupon code “THANKSAL3” at checkout, you can get $10 off this session for the rest of the month.

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Today is Thursday, and this is Eunoia Spoken by Elswyth.

So as some of you can probably hear, I’m just slightly plagued with this same, ridiculous cold that I swear the entire United Kingdom has. I’ve recently reconnected with a friend of mine… she lives in Portugal, she has these amazing photos, and if I’m still coughing a week from now, I’m going to be living in Portugal, and I’m going to have some amazing photos. I’m going to find the sunshine.

Ugh… we all wear masks and wash our hands and everything. How do we al have this cold? And I know it’s not that… because you know, I tested like everybody else does, but I don’t know if I’m the only one but every time I cough I feel, I feel like everyone in like a five-foot radius or… nah it’d actually be a little bit more than that because I was thinking meters, anyway… it just makes you feel plagued. It really does, so it’s annoying.

Okay, let’s get back to more fun stuff, other than British germs, right? That’s a pretty, pretty low bar there for fun! So let’s talk about Heady HFO, with the Breath Play. It’s been in the shop for a little while now. My Happy Harem on Patreon have also, of course, had it. Some of whom are engaging in denial, which… guys I just love you. And then there’s Al.

Okay, so poor Al… Al made it all the way to the 27th, when he decided of his own free will to listen to that session. And Al, well Al didn’t slip up once, okay? He didn’t. Nope. Three times. Three, three whole orgasms from Al through Heady HFO. Wow, so what’s the right metaphor here? Did Al fly to close to the sun? Those his fate is more enjoyable than falling into the sea, right?

If I have anyone doing No-Nut November, let me know… because if I do, I’m really tempted to throw out another HFO session just to test that resolve and see what happens.

Okay, for this upcoming weekend, the new session that’s going to be out it’s going to be… what’s a good hint? It might require some stretching beforehand. Maybe comfy clothes? Or, hey, y’know, dress in what nature gave you and just enjoy.

If you want another clue, this session it harkens back to the time when Eunoia truly was daily. I do aim for the four days a week, Tuesday through Friday, but ah… you know… life. And there was the different themes for each week. This is playing with one of those themes. It was requested a while back, and just other projects popped up ahead of it, but I am looking forward to putting it out there on Saturday for all of you.

Okay, so… let’s see. What should we do for Obey? Oh… here we go. I am working on, for January, something that has been asked for quite a few times. I have so far, a list of ten sessions that would be part of it, and it is going to be extremely specific training.

Basically, somebody wrapped you up in a big old cardboard box. It does not start this way! So those with claustrophobia don’t worry, it’s just my example. Say you were dropped off on my doorstep and you were like “Hey, this is me, let’s make me into what you want.” That is exactly what this training does. It is not just about the bedroom, though training in the bedroom is important. It’s about also, personality… how you carry yourself… the kind of man whose arm I want to be on… that whole thing. That is exactly what January is going to have.

So for your homework, I want you to tell me, what area of your life (and try to make it something you think I probably don’t have already on my list) but what are of life or personality or relationship that you think I would change about you, or you would want me to tweak or change to match what I like in a submissive.

So there you go, that’s your homework. Hopefully that makes sense!

And your Permissive Circumstance, well… it’s an idea that came from the old Eunoia format too. So following on from yesterday’s pumpkin stipulation, if you have a plastic, or a metal Christmas tree tucked in your attic, garage, closet, or whatever else… or hell, maybe you already set it up… then, well, you have my permission today. You don’t have to have the tree up. You just have to have one around the house, the garage or whatever. Okay? Alright, I will see you on Friday, and on Saturday… don’t forget the new session. For those of you who haven’t experienced The Trick and The Treat, that’s over on the website, and have a great day!

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In this instalment I say hello to a backlog of new Patrons and reward the stragglers among you.

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The Trick and The Treat can be found on Patreon, or here in the shop.

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Today is Wednesday, and this is Eunoia, Spoken by Elswyth. Eunoia is all about our connection outside of our sessions together. Send your notes through Patreon or the Spoken by Elswyth website to be included in the Listen section, and then continue on to Obey for the Homework and Permissive Circumstance, etcetera.

So, first of all here are our shout-outs for the new Patrons. My newest Happy Harem members. Okay, oh me, oh my… this is um… this is John, Dick, Andrew, another Andrew, oh no… I’m gonna say this is “Aruthae”. If I didn’t get that right let me know. I probably won’t get it right the next time, but I do try. Slavedoc, that one’s easy… Lau Bu, and I think that’s short for something… Mike, and J. And J has a lovely pair of high-heeled boots in their profile picture. I gotta know J, are they yours?

I had a message from my Cal Dude who accidentally listened to one of the Locktober MCF-tease sessions towards the end of last month. Um… poor Cal Dude. You know, I never once told anyone to deny themselves for a month. I never once told anyone to carry on through November either. But I know that some of you will.

It’s exciting to know that the number of days, well… it’s gone up, and up, and up… and then there’s the little doubts. What if the orgasm isn’t that great? What if I’m just left disappointed in myself? Although, PSA here… for your prostate health, you really actually shouldn’t go forever and ever without ejaculating. Doesn’t mean you have to have the orgasm, you can also learn about milking. It is a thing… it has nothing to do with cows and goats and so on.

I had very positive feedback from my Happy Harem about the trick-or-treat. Technically I think it’s called The Trick and The Treat. These are two Sabriel-themed sessions and they went out on Patreon for Hallowe’en. Um… oh and if you have no idea what Sabriel-themed means, it’s a name that’s associated with a specific kind of session that I make. They’re all about pure hypnosis training and… and mind control, with everything you can think of when Mistress is saying “Mind Control” to you.

Sabriel is introduced in the Eternal Suitor session and yeah, that’s what he is. He’s the guy who is always trying to impress, in a good way, like he’s on a first date, or a third date. And you all know what happens on the third date. He doesn’t ever reach a point of over-familiarity and he’s kept there through erotic hypnosis. It’s fun, it’s a little bit predatory. I enjoy it.

I’ll put those sessions up in the shop today on the Spoken by Elswyth website for everyone else who hasn’t had it can go there and enjoy it. If you haven’t listened to The Apartment, and PTTFO, and The Eternal Suitor… well they’re all required listening, so you also need to have those sessions… and my apologies if you can actually hear my tummy grumbling. Maybe PitA will be able to edit that out. If not, yeah… it’s like, almost 11, I’ve been busy and it wasn’t until I actually started Eunoia that I realised… I should have had some breakfast.

Okay, Homework. For those of you in the States, or with friends or family from the States and you’re on social media, you probably see that one of the very many variations on November theming is the Thankful one. There’s also No-Nut, and it seems like No-Nut should not be following Locktober. No-Nut has nothing to do with walnuts. Or pecans… they’re not pee-cans, they’re pecans.

Um… the moustache growing one, Movember. What’s the other one? No buying Nestle products. There’s also a “No Buying” one. And the newest one I’ve seen is a mindfulness one about saying “No” to everyone and everything that makes you unhappy. But let’s talk about the thankful one, because it ties into your Homework.

You, share your favourite session title with me, and… and… there’s a thinking part here. You have to also share a sequel idea that you’d enjoy along the same lines. I had somebody do that with the maid session, and that story’s good! You all will be thankful for them.

Okay, I think that wraps us up for today. Does it? Does it…. no… because you need your Permissive Circumstance. This is it, this is for the procrastinators. This is when you win… ready? If you still have a Jack’o’Lantern out front of your house on the window, a picture on your door, whatever… you have my Permission today. See you tomorrow!

I haven’t decided if I’m going out anywhere later, and the weather is the maid factor. I might choose to share a spooky movie and a bucket of parmesan and garlic popcorn with friends.

Yes, parmesan and garlic. Why limit yourself to sweet and salty?

I’ve shared my two Sabriel sessions, “The Trick” and “The Treat” with my Patrons. They’re a mix of hypnosis, guided meditation and erotic storytelling. Despite the name they’re not at all spooky, so I’ll be sharing them in some other way soon.

I have a dozen ideas and Work-in-Progress projects for November, and only four Saturdays to share new sessions. I think there will be some extras to release as the month goes on… some Position Training, perhaps two new Maid Training sessions, and more Sensation Play. What else are you craving?

Be sure to tell me your Locktober stories. My Heady HFO With Breath Play session is a good way to enjoy your freedom, unless you’ve been inspired to continue denial a while longer.

I’m back from out of space. Actually, I said I wasn’t going to fly again unless it was strictly necessary, and I think a jaunt out of the Earth’s atmosphere counts.

I wasn’t able to record the session(s) I plan to release this weekend before I stepped “Away From Keyboard” for a few days, and so I’ll be recording them tomorrow morning. The editor is standing by, and the sessions will be out late on Saturday or early on Sunday.

These sessions will have a sort of hypnotic induction, but they’ll be more like erotic storytelling. They’ll definitely go out to Patrons as soon as possible, though they’ll likely have come with some rules to follow.

I’m looking forward to Eunoia and more next week.