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Eunoia (December 15th) – The Spirit of Christmas

In this episode I make a mental list of John Cusack movies to rewatch.


If you find yourself reading these transcriptions instead of using your ears, then allow me to grab you by yours… that’s right, I’ll grab you by your ear, and lead you to wherever you left your headphones. Especially if your name is “xenboy”.

Today is Wednesday and this is Eunoia, Spoken by Elswyth. Eunoia is all about the connection between us outside of our sessions together. Send your notes through Patreon, or through the form on the Spoken by Elswyth website to be included.

First off, a welcome to the newest member of the Happy Harem through Patreon. Welcome to JJ. JJ, I think, is the name of a guy that always knows where to find the party… and usually doesn’t have a ride to get there. If I’m way off the mark, JJ, just let me know.

I’ve had some feedback on the Prissy’s Chores sessions. Now for some of you, you’re like… hey “Where’s that session?” I typically release things first on Patreon, that way my lovely Harem can listen to it first and pick up if there’s anything that needs a bit of tweaking.

The feedback on this one is quite positive, which is typical. And, I especially like this… Vince; he let me know that he was excited that it appeared on his cleaning day. Serendipity. Wait, now I feel like writing in books. Okay, does anyone else love that movie? I haven’t seen it in ages, oh, but that is my kind of a love story.

So, for… oh, before I get to today’s homework, I was just going to jump right ahead there, and I do love today’s homework, but let’s go back a bit. I have had people asking me, in the spirit of giving, as Christmas is getting closer, about gifts. Now, I love the things that come to me off my wish-list. I don’t mention it all the time, but they’re nice. They’re wonderful little surprises when they come in the mail. But, I figured I would do something that’s a gift for me, a possible gift for you, and is also playful and fun. Almost in the spirit of the white elephant presents in that you don’t quite know what you’re going to get.

Okay, so… in the first and possibly only time ever I am going to base this on money. And… luck. You know this is generally not me, at all. The ones that have been with me from the very beginning, what was it? We had these little goals set of upgrading the microphone, and then upgrading the Scarlett, and so on and so forth right? The desk, and the mouse, it just goes on. It was the steady building of our Spoken by Elswyth, together, which was very much with those early people, just in there with me.

So for this one, I do have a couple of things I want. I have started actually going to an actual gym. I am one of those sanctimonious people that do it in the morning, when it’s still dark. I think you get extra virtue points if you get up when it’s dark, to go do shit. So that… man if someone wants to go crazy and buy me a ticket to go back to the States to see my Dad, I would love that too. But it doesn’t look like travel’s happening any time soon.

Anyway, all of that aside, we’re going to do this just for fun, okay? So… it doesn’t matter how much it is. I’m not setting a minimum or anything like that. It does have to be over, just the typical Patreon amount, I can tell you that. Becuase if you’re new to Patreon, you can kind of set how much you give. The tier is set as a certain amount, but you can give over that. And people do.

And what you’ll get, for the person who pledges the most, this month… and I’m sorry it’s still limited to that Happy Harem number of 100. I’m not sure what I’m sitting at right now. And that first amount will not count for new pledges, because that’s kind of unfair, right? It has to be above it. So for the person who pledges the most, before the end of December, you will get a 30-45 minutes, depending on the content and the flow and how that all goes, private, recorded, personalized session from me.

Now, it can be any Femdom topic. It could be any hypnotherapist topic. It can be pretty taboo, but it can’t be illegal. If you want me to make you piss yourself, that’s fine. If you want me to make you piss yourself on the subway, that’s not fine.

That one is taken from the headlines, by the way. If you want tucked in, in something cozy, sure. If you want a love story, okay… you want seduced, you want evil seductress, whatever, sure. You want wax dripped on you, just… come over some time because I like doing that in person.

I love colourful wax, so much. Wax play isn’t really about being sadistic, it is about art and colours, and sounds.

Okay, so that’s it. So for the month of December, the person who pledges the most over the normal tier amount is going to get a personalised session. And if you’ve never had a personalised session from me before, don’t worry. I actually have a homework form that I send to you. It walks you step-by-step through some of the things you’d want, and yeah, I like doing it. I just don’t normally have enough time to do a bunch of them.

So that’s what we’re on for December. In the spirit of Christmas, and presents, and all that fun stuff. Your homework for today, if you’re comfortable with it, you could also draw yourself… if you don’t want to do a photo. But it’s either drawing or photo of you, in your favourite Christmas attire. Right?

And your Permissive Circumstance, well… if you know me at all, you probably know… you probably know where this is going. You have my Permission, if you do it in your favourite Christmas attire. How’s that?

Okay, that’s it for Wednesday. I should have a Eunoia coming out for tomorrow. I do have another sessions that’s in the works so we’ll get at least one more in for December. We’re going to still work through how we’re doing all the other stuff leading up to January First, because I really want to hit the ground running with you guys on that. So we’ll have a talk about that. I’ll probably send out, like a Patreon poll or message or something.

Before I go, one quick clean-up. I’ve had a few people asking about joining the Happy Harem. The Happy Harem is the name I’ve given to my Patrons. So if you want to be part of the Happy Harem, mosey on over to Patreon, and join me on there. I have a limit of a hundred. I like to be able to answer messages and emails and so on and… honestly I think that having a hundred is going to be my limit for quite a while.

So, okay… now that’s really all for today, and I’ll see you tomorrow. Go take your picture, or draw it.

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Eunoia (10th December)

In this instalment I request acts of veneration.


Today is Friday. Fri-yay! Does that ever get old? I don’t think so. Uh, and this is Eunoia… Spoken by Elswyth. Eunoia is all about the connection between us outside of our sessions.

So, yesterday we talked about senses, you got to go to the concert hall. It was a wonderful experience, right? I mean… we could really dress that one up to be a fantastic Femdom experience. I like taking a handsome man out.

But anyway, yesterday Robert sent in his homework and he wins as an overachiever. I mean, not only did he list out quite a few sessions and what sensory experience he prefers, and how they… kind-of… worked… for him. And he did tell me how different ones worked better than others, that was fun. And shared his preferences for sensory experience while still being oh so very charming and polite, and acknowledging that Mistress is always right.

He shared how he tweaks some of the visualisations to be movement based, because that is what sings to him. If it’s water that I’m describing, he feels the waves, the pressure, the water against his body, and his body rocking and moving. If it’s a candle flickering, he chooses to feel the varying amount of heat, like against his skin.

Anyway, I really enjoyed the glimpse into your brain, Robert, and knowing how you’re using our playtime together.

So tomorrow, Saturday, a new session will be released. Make sure you look out for that one. Your homework today, it’s to spend some quality time on your knees. It can be with an MCF, or another session. You can even listen to Eunoia again, listen to yesterday’s, go back to that concert hall… or simply turn on some music. I’d recommend something short, over like… Appalachian Spring, but hey, you do you. And then tell me about it.

Your Permissive Circumstance, well, it’s so easy because it’s all within your control. As long as you whisper, or shout, or moan, or hell just repeat in a monotone, my name, during your playtime… you have my Permission. Now isn’t that generous of me? Okay… get on with your day, and I will see you tomorrow for our new session together.

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Eunoia (9th November) – Senses Visualisation

In this episode the circling helicopters might have finally found me.


Today is Thursday, and this is Eunoia, Spoken by Elswyth. Eunoia is all about the connection between us outside of those Femdom Hypnosis sessions together. Send your notes through Patreon, or the Spoken by Elswyth website to be included in the listen section and continue on to Obey for the Homework, Permissive Circumstance, etcetera.

For today we’re talking about the eight sesnse. It should come as no surprise that people experience the sessions that we have in different ways. There are highly visual people that can recreate elaborate settings in their mind. While others, they prefer to focus on the sensation of breath and relaxation.

So there are eight senses. Truly… well, at least eight? Right? Do you know them… I can hope you can easily rattle off at least five! I’ll give you a moment to think about it while you breathe. We’ll do my favourite box-breathing. Breathing in to four, holding for four, out for four, and my apologies if you can hear the crazy helicopter overhead… there it goes, but it keeps circling, so… I don’t know what they’re doing. So it’s either, deal with helicopter noise or never get the Eunoia out. But we can ignore distractions, can’t we? And you can always focus on me.

So breathe in to four. Hold for four. Out for four. Wait for four.

In, two, three, four. Hold, two, three, four. Out, two, three, four. Wait, two, three, four.

In, two, three, four. Hold, two, three, four. Out, two, three, four. Wait, two, three, four.

Go on and continue if you’d like, or find the breathing pattern that works for you. So imagine the sound of a throng of people just talking, moving around. And y’know… masses large enough to let these sounds kind of mingle in together. There’s a piercing discordance of two, three, more voices that’s cutting through the sound of the gathered people. More tones join this and blend and swirl together, each rising and falling, but as yet with none discernible.

And now follow me here, and you’re sitting. You have a comfortable texture of a well-tailored shirt on. Your arm is already around the shoulder of the person next to you. Holding them close.

And then you smell… a little bit of a cloud maybe, of perfume, or cologne, maybe that lovely Black Opium. Or the fantastic cologne that I’m not going to share the name of… and this smell it came from somewhere behind you as someone passes and then moves along.

There’s the sound now, or the orchestra, because that’s what it is and where you are. It’s become progressively more pleasing and tuneful as they reach some consensus. They are joined by the occasional rumble of deep and rolling percussion, underpinning the now harmonious sounds the musicians are producing.

The room, it darkens steadily. The warm lights over the audience dim, and together these many people… they take their cue to quiet. Even as some still shuffle, soft-shoed, seeking seats.

So your homework for today is I want you to think about how you’re using your senses in everyday life, and in the sessions. Which resonate with you? The sensation play and so on that we go with. Which ones just make your body sing? And how do you twist the sessions that might not use your favourite way? That way they still work for you.

That’s your homework; you can share it with me, or not. You can literally go about your day, thinking about these eight senses and being aware that you’re experiencing them.

As I described the concert hall to you, I used five out of eight senses. Once you can put a name to two that didn’t feature, you have my Permission today. If you can’t already name eight senses, well… then you might have some reading to do. It’s always good to learn something new, and I’ll see you tomorrow.

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Eunoia (December 7th) – Oat-Based Motivation

In this episode I share just the tip of some elf-related fantasies.

If you aren’t a Patron, and you want to know more about PTTFO, you can find it here.


Today is Tuesday and this is Eunoia, Spoken by Elswyth. Eunoia is all about the connection between us outside of our sessions together. Send your notes through Patreon or the Spoken by Elswyth website to be included in the first half, and then continue on to Obey for the Homework, Permissive Circumstance, and so on.

Alright, so… today we are going to welcome in three new Happy Harem members, so hello to David, and to Alex, and Joep. I always love having new Patrons come in, partly because I like to find out how you found me. I think that’s one of the most fun parts. So for David, he mentioned that the MCF’s on Youtube are what led him to me, and hopefully David you found that the rest of the Mind Control Fragments, they’re on the website.

I kinda lost the love for posting everything up on Youtube. I am liking this new software that throws the things over there, so I am going ahead and doing that. My apologies-ish to those of you who leave the YouTube comments, and I don’t always get back to you. I do if you send me a message, through Patreon or the website, I’m pretty good about that.

I confess… you know how there’s certain websites that you just don’t get on with? I know people who never get on Facebook, and others who can’t stand Reddit, or whatever else. And I know that Youtube has all this great content that people really enjoy. Here and there, you know, I will look, but overall there is just something about how cluttered it all is that I don’t like… so that’s why I’m really bad at the comments.

But as my Happy Harem can attest, I am really great… really great at getting back to you guys when you send me a message you know, through Patreon or just through the email or what-not. That’s why I limit my Happy Harem members to a hundred because getting to know you is vital to, y’know… playing with you.

So hopefully David you will find the rest of those Mind Control Fragments. I haven’t made a new one in a little while. I think it might just be due to the schedule, so I’m looking at perhaps releasing them in the middle of the week instead. Getting my Monday back to being my “I love Mondays” and Eunoia, and the Mind Control Fragments going in on a different day.

Meanwhile, Alex asked about the PTTFO… remember what the F stands for? And I know are a few other sessions Patrons haven’t been able to find, so… I actually have a happy little elf who… I kinda wish was dressed like an elf. Who wants to be my elf? Seriously, put your hands up if you’d be willing. The whole thing; the little shoes with the bells on them, the tights that show off everything… what else would my elf wear? Oh… a hat. Yeah, I think that’s it. I have a happy little elf working on tracking those down to make those easily available.

As you know, I’m currently trudging through that part of the year when I have to get up well before the sunshine… so here’s my spot of happiness because I fucking love summer here because as like 4:45AM the birds are like “Yeah! It’s morning!” and they start singing, the sun is up, you have daytime for ages, and it’s brilliant. And I obviously need to have a second home somewhere else so that when winter creeps in I can just go have summer again.

But no snakes. No poisonous snakes. If there’s non-poisonous snakes I’m actually kinda okay with that. I don’t care about spiders whatsoever, that’s fine. No snakes that would be my only rule. I’ve been… it really actually is morning, it’s 10:08AM here (London time) I’m just kind of giggly, I think I’ve had too much coffee. I’ve had too much shopping. I’m excited about Christmas and I’m hoping most of you guys are as well.

And here’s my other happy spot… so here we go. So because I’m getting up before the sun, I have to get out with the doggos in the morning, I have a new ally in this fancy bakery-coffee-shop thing that just opened up not too far from me. And who will make me an oak… not oak… an oat… we’ll see if that gets edited out or not. Will make me an oat-milk latte or cappuccino… so by the time I get home, it’s the perfect thing to help me warm up my fingers and start typing… do something useful or maybe something fun. So that’s been a reason to stay here this winter.

And thank you so much to Raymond for this lovely recipe book that arrived from my wishlist. I love so many of the things in this… it’s a Mediterranean Vegetarian cook book, but it’s not like… 50 ingredients per recipe. I know I have some harem-members who love cooking, and love the more detail-oriented and challenging the recipe, the better it is. That’s not me, most of the time, so I’m excited about this cookbook. So thank you very much for that.

So, okay… let’s do this. Let’s skip ahead now to your homework, but because this has been a giggly, chatty over-the-top session I want you to refocus. Focus on the sound of my voice. Ooh… some of you just got a tingle. I know you did.

Take a deep breath in.

And out.

And I don’t care where you are right now, unless you’re driving… I want you to have your hands open, palms up in front of you. You can hold them out that way, you can put them on your thighs.

Breath in again.

And out.

And in.

And one more out, all the way. And then breathe normally.

Look at you. It doesn’t take much to get you to be obedient, does it? Your homework is an opportunity to be creative, so send me a Warm Thought. Maybe it’s something you came up with, or you’re sharing from elsewhere. I love a good quote… make it one I haven’t heard before, right?

But send those warm thoughts through Patreon or on the website and… yes… the prompt it’s supposed to be open to a little interpretation. I did already have a few notes about how enticing the dimly lit steam room would be, and I have no doubt that a few of you are loving the elf idea.

Okay it’s December 7th as I mentioned earlier… so if you’ve managed to get this far into the month without having heard at least one verse of “Last Christmas” you get my permission today. And unless you’ve been living under a rock that probably means… none of y’all have my Permission today!

I love you, I will talk to you tomorrow.

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Eunoia (December 3rd) – Spelling Bees and Covered Knees

In this episode I share some Affirmations from the hat.

The “Prissy” Blushing Sissy Maid Trigger Setting is now available in the shop.


Today is Friday and this is Eunoia, Spoken by Elswyth. Eunoia is all about our connection between us, outside of our sessions together. Send your notes through Patreon or the Spoken by Elswyth website to be included.

So, first of all let’s start with welcoming our newest Happy Harem members. We have Niccolo and… okay, I don’t know if this is actually supposed to be Arthur, or Artur. I have a knack for mispronouncing names. And because you all are so very lovely, I usually get very gentle reminders of how to say them correctly. Anyway, I appreciate that. I think it’s probably why I didn’t do shout-outs for the longest time.

I guess I could just rename you all. I could have like… Pete Number One, Pete Number Two, Pete Number Three. Which number Pete do you want to be? Let me know. Oh, for the Hugge… some misheard that word, and went for “Hoohak”. Yeah, I gotta be honest with you, sitting in that dimly lit, smoke-filled room it’s not really my thing. And… I could do a steam room.

Okay, if you are up for sitting in a dimly-lit steam room with me, let me know… because that… that counts as Hugge. And through the Tell Me Good Things form I saw… you guys, oh my goodness, I saw so many bizarre spellings. So many.

Anyway, H. U. G. G. E. There you go. My condolences by the way, to Teaseme… who was a little further south in Spain. If I ever wish to be kind while testing your spelling I’ll be sure to include a definition. We’ll have one of those old-fashioned spelling bees, where the word is said two-three times and used in a sentence. We’ll do that.

Oh, these last few days have also been a flood of messages about people’s desires to hear more about Prissy. Over on Patreon, Andrew shared his thanks and he said this…

“Perhaps it’s your silky, sexy voice that’s so enticing, but I found myself in a local store, looking for pantyhose to wear. Now I don’t know if this is due to Prissy having such a lowly status, or my own slutty mind, but the first pair I picked up were fishnet tights. Eventually I left with three different pairs and currently enjoying wearing a pair of black, smooth pantyhose as I write this.”

Well done, Andrew.

Now that we’re getting into to Obey part of today’s Eunoia, I want you to take a moment, do that scan from your head down to those toes, find a spot that just feels… good… to release. Maybe if you’re standing it’s like… hula-hooping those hips around? If you’re sitting, perhaps on the train or a bus or whatnot, just tilt your head side-to-side.

Take a good breath in. And let it back out. And do that again, because if it was good the first time, it’ll be good the second time, right? Good, deep breath in… and out again.

So, your homework for today are affirmations to repeat aloud, or to meditate on. I’ve had affirmations coming my way, so I’m just kind of… being like that… well, I guess it wouldn’t be a Bingo Caller, I was going to say, you know… just someone who kind of rifles their hand around in the hat and pulls a couple out, that’s what we’re doing, okay?

So the first one is this; I’m hot as fuck. Now that one’s good, isn’t it? I’m hot as fuck. If you’re alone you could like… shout it. That could be fun.

I accept my body.

I deserve pleasure in my life.

My body has needs that deserve to be heard.

I surround myself with authentic people.

Sexual pleasure is a gift that I can give myself.

So for today’s Permissive Circumstance you have my permission if you meditate on one, or all, of those affirmations, and focus on them as you seek release. You can write them down, pick a favourite, your choice… and I’ll see you tomorrow, Saturday, for a session release, and then fingers crossed things go well for Monday for another Mind Control Fragment.

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Eunoia (November 30th) – Happy Harem Heights and Christmas Lights

In this instalment I disappoint at least someone by admitting that I don’t have a dentistry fetish.

My Patrons are enjoying the third (and final? maybe?) Maid Trigger Setting. This will be released generally in a few days, when the first adventure of my Prissy Sissy maid becomes available.

There’s still some time to get 35% off everything in the shop with this coupon code: CyberMonday21


Today is Tuesday and this is Eunoia, Spoken by Elswyth. Eunoia is all abou the connection between us outside of our sessions together. Send your notes through Patreon or the Spoken by Elswyth website to be included in the Listen section. And then you know the drill… continue on to Obey for the Homework, Permissive Circumstance, and so on.

Okay, so; you know how when you’re going to have something done everybody has to tell you their horror story? I knew I was going to end up with this crazy root canal, and I’ve never had like… any major dentist thing ever. Anyway, everybody wanted to tell me their crap and it’s like “No… no thank you! I don’t want to dwell there.”

I just hate the horror stories, anyway… so it wasn’t too bad, I don’t really reccomend it for a fun time, then again I’m not a masochist so who knows? But it’s, yeah… it hasn’t been too bad. I just, you might notice, I’m talking a little bit funny because I’m just trying to make sure that my teeth just don’t clack together in an unpleasant way. Something you don’t really think about until you spend too much time thinking about your teeth.

Anyway, so… that’s what was going on, you did not, oh my poor dears, you did not get an MCF. But, I will make it up to you. You know I like to give you good things. Oh, speaking of good things, welcome in to Jay, James, Shane and Daniel. That makes ninety-six, so… ninety-six coming up to the end of November, that ain’t bad, right?

If you plan to get in on my training spots for January, make sure you grab yourself one of those last four spots.

So the Black Friday/Cyber Monday, I wasn’t quite sure if I was gonna bother, but you know… I’ve got Bunny and some marketing people and they know how lackadaisical I can be about some of this, so… anyway… I threw that out there and actually, it was so much fun. I, ummm… yeah. I like it because a flurry of downloads and things like that happen, so I’m able to actually see what people are gravitating towards, and let me just say, there are a lot of maids in training out there.

And I know I keep mentioning January and yeah, we’re not even in December yet… yes my Christmas tree is up! But lots of my dear Happy Harem members they’ve told me that they are pretty swamped. Like the latter half of December, whether it’s y’know… travel to go over the river and through the woods… I forget how the rest of that song goes. Or it’s some people having some much needed holiday, and for a few of my… a few of my poor dears, they’re basically just owned by their employers. I think a lot of people are stuck being on call.

So, with all of that in mind, I’m just kind of looking at what we’re doing through December to get us to the best start for January, for that 2022… I know that I’m starting with those affirmations. I love affirmations and you guys love to send me affirmations. I especially like out kind of affirmations.

So for this weekend we’re going to have a public session that’s going out. It’s going to deal with all about this holiday season while keeping in sight who you are, what you want to be, and so on… it’s going to be a blend of your everyday life, and our shared reality. Don’t worry, it’s not going to be about mundane guilt… nor is it just about self-help, whatever. It’s a real talk between a Mistress and her man.

So I want you to take a moment, and just shake everything out. Right, roll your shoulders up… back… down… how good does that feel? This onw simple thing. One simple act, bringing pleasure to you. Take a breath in to four. And breathe out to five. In again to four. And out again to five.

Good job, breathe normally. Go ahead and maybe roll your hands around, stretching out your wrists. We can do your head too, stretching your neck, maybe clockwise circles… counter-clockwise…

Your homework for today is to spend some time saying goodbye to November. Maybe write down some things you loved about the month. Maybe send a text to a friend, a family member, somebody who needs to hear from you. Tell them some of the stuff you enjoyed this month. Depending on the friend you may or may not want to mention what we play with. And then ask them… ask them what you enjoyed about their November.

And then get ready to say hello to December. Realise that yeah, it might be dark by five, except for those of you who don’t live with the impending Winter Gloom. Ummm, ahhh… I kinda envy you! But, there is something special about seasonal change. It means you get to experience the world around you in a different way… which is nice, right?

I love Christmas lights, I love Christmas decorations… to me they’re just this… they’re just this really nice thing that perfect strangers do for other perfect strangers so we can all enjoy it. So, when it gets dark earlier, it means they’re just brighter.

Okay, enough rambling from Mistress Elswyth. Let’s go ahead and talk about your Permissive Circumstance. You have my permission today, if… okay… put your… what is it Kindergarten teachers say? “Put your listening ears on!” You have my Permission if you can spell the word [REDACTED] without looking it up.

Good luck, and enjoy yourself!

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Almost Eunoia (November 25th) – Black Friday and Pink Saturday

In this short-but-sweet episode I find the time to reflect on the fact that Black Friday has crossed the pond.

Even I have a Black Friday coupon code: BlackFriday21 for 35% off anything and everything in the shop. It works today and for the rest of the month, because I couldn’t decide what time-zone to set it for.

The new Maid Training trigger setting will be available on Saturday. I’ll allow you some time to get used to being my Prissy before putting out the first session. That one’s written and recorded, it’s a frivolous and rewarding experience that I’ll tell you more about on the weekend.

If you can’t wait for the weekend and want to begin your Maid Training today, the Margaret Trigger Setting is free in the shop.

The story of hosting a decadent dinner party with Pixie can be found in Under the Table.


Hey everyone, this is almost a Eunoia, Spoken by Elswyth. It’s for this week, leading up to Thanksgiving, which… hopefully, those that celebrate have great plans in the works. Those that don’t celebrate you can pretend to be American for a day, right? Maybe do a friends-giving and enjoy that.

It does seem like all around the world, even if you’re not doing Thanksgiving, all these companies are jumping on the Black Friday bandwagon. I have no idea why. Here in the UK we have Boxing Day, maybe that’s enough? Anyway, just saying this week.. bit crazy. Next week we will be back to… pretty much back to things as normal. I hope you enjoy what’s in the works for you, and… really, really happy with the responses that have been coming in lately, so keep that up.

Your homework is to enjoy yourself for this week… your Permissive Cirucmstance is “Yes, yes… you have my permission.” So have a wonderful holiday… and I will see you on Monday for an MCF, see you on Tuesday for Eunoia and see you this week for a little bit of… Pink… fun?

Bye for now.

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Eunoia (17th November) – Recreational Drugs and Pocket Monsters

In this episode I assure you that YKIOK.

The fun game I shared with my listeners last week was this Reddit RandNSFW link.

You can get Slave Position Training in the shop.

Go here if you haven’t already voted on my next Affirmations Series.


Today is Wednesday and this is Eunoia Spoken by Elswyth. Eunoia is all about the connection between us outside of our sessions together. Send your notes through Patreon or the website to be included in the listen section and continue on to obey for the homework, permissive circumstance and so on.

So I forgot to mention this yesterday but I heard back from a number of you about the Reddit-Random-NSFW permissive circumstance last week. That was fun, and so many of you enjoyed that as well so well done to you. It was very entertaining to me, that’s for sure. I had happy boys who received some fairly tame, vanilla porn… a few people that ended up with things like recreational drug forums and such… that’s not very erotic is it?

And then there’s my dear Useful One, my statue, who ended up with Pokémon porn. Oh dear. That wouldn’t be my destination for inspiration, but I am not judgey about kinks. So I’ve never even sought out Pokémon-themed writing inspiration nor Pokémon-themed masturbation inspiration. But the Reddit link is fun, so I think I’m just going to put the link in the episode notes again.

So the slave position training session… it’s remarkably popular, and I’ve had lots of kind comments about it. Dear Michel on my Patreon, he called it a Masterpiece. This all makes me feel confident that the upcoming training sessions that I plan to begin creating and releasing in January, those are going to be really well received.

Right now I’m working on the newest Maid Training sessions, and plan to record that on Thursday and release on the weekend as usual.

Today’s homework is “none”, so enjoy that. Your permissive circumstance however, okay… get ready. Start thinking Pokémon. Okay, you got it? If you know the names of three Pokémon who can learn Hypnosis, then you can have my permission today. This one feels almost generational, though I can swear Pokémon have been out forever.

Maybe I need to asking for something a bit more 80s/90s tomorrow. Ooh… maybe one of you clever, clever men can send me an idea for tomorrow’s permissive circumstance. And hey I won’t even hold it against you if you make sure you can meet it.

So that’s it for Wednesday and I will see you tomorrow. Be good.

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Eunoia (16th November) – Crickets and Bubbles

In this episode I remember that Christmas is coming.

The Personal Growth session Cole asked me for is also in the shop. I’ve just added it to the shop for the first time, at a deeply discounted price, hooray!

The link to the Affirmations Series Two poll is here, and you can find the original Affirmations Series One sessions here.


Today is Tuesday and this is Eunoia, Spoken by Elswyth. Eunoia is all about our connection outside of session time… send me your notes through Patreon, or the website, which allows you to do it anonymously, and listen to the first half for answer, replies and shot-outs. And the second half goes on to Obey.

A warm welcome to my newest Happy Harem member, Cole. Cole joined Patreon and immediately, though very politely, asked me for a certain Personal Growth session. So this session was, well… is, Penis Enhancement. See how it goes? Into Personal Growth?

And Cole’s asking, well that reminded me that when I first posted it for my dearest, dearest Patrons, I had you ask for it individually… mostly because I wanted to inspire some moments of maybe gentle, or not so gentle, blushing. Sometimes a bit of teasing is great for the soul, right? It’s not actual humiliation.

Okay, so, Christmas. Christmas is all over my city. It is amazing. I had the best time over the weekend, going into town. It was match-day. We won. Ah, man… I love live sports. I’ll be honest I can get into something televised if I have someone I’m really rooting for and yeah… yeah, I did watch Worlds. Not football, we’re talking e-sports. But man, live rugby, live football, soccer, whatever.

The only one, the only one I can’t like, find crazy enthusiasm for, and it’s only because I can’t work it out, is cricket. They all look very posh and proper and fantastic, and the crowds are amazing, but I don’t know how cricket works, so I’ll stick with the other ones and if I’m ever lucky enough to be gifted some cricket-tickets and go along with… maybe a wonderful gentleman who knows the rules, I’ll figure it out then, right?

I also tried Boba Tea… yeah, I think that’s a one-and-done kinda thing. A few of us were together, so… totally anti-covid, tried each others, and between the cheese-flavour and the… what was it, like watermelon-strawberry, and Oreo, I had a Thai-tea, which I usually love Thai-tea, yeah, I don’t know. It’s a one-and-done I don’t think I’m gonna be really wanting that any time soon. But in other news one of the food stalls that’s out has vegetarian samosas and I’m so lucky I do not live next door to these people. I would need a whole new wardrobe, they’re so good.

Alright, now that I’ve made you all hungry… let’s talk about the Affirmations and my good boys who did their homework. I have a really nice selection that were shared with me. They’re all in that useful inspiration document. So my Happy Harem on Patreon they have been voting on what Affirmations Series Two sessions they’d like to see come out soon, and now… I have a really good idea for what their favourite ideas are.

I’m going to make that poll available to the wider audience, you know… I’m data-collecting here. It’s very modern… Bunny would be so proud of me. Well Bunny’s proud of me anyway, because you know… Bunny’s proud of me because I put my shoes on today. He’s always one for compliments, he’s a great submissive. Anyway, so… that poll is going out to the wider audience, if you’re not a member of the Happy Harem, or Patreon, you’re going to have a chance still to vote… because I want to hear from you.

I do know not everyone can join in with Patreon and so on… so I try not to hide everything behind that wall. Oh, I’m definitely going to be making the top two session my muses choose. But I’m not revealing what they chose yet… unless I change my mind after recording this.

Okay, onto Obey. First thing first, I want you to stretch… and if you’re in the middle of a public place you can still stretch, right? I’m not asking for something crazy, I’m just saying stretch. If you can’t put your arms up, you can stand up on tippy-toes. If you can’t stand on tippy-toes you can probably put your arms out. If you’re missing arms and legs or you’re in a vacuum-sealed bed, but your head is sticking out, you can do some neck rolls. That’s a stretch, right? Go the other way.

Alright, so your homework… if you haven’t done it already, is to vote in the poll. And if you voted already, hey… you get a day off, right? Or, as your homework you can tell me your favourite, but not known by most people, type of stretch. I have one. No, I have two. I have two, and if I remember I will share them with you later.

Okay, today’s permission circumstance. Well… if you know the Inspection pose, if it’s properly ingrained in you by now, then you can adopt it for a five-minute meditation. Set a time, focus on your breathing, and after that practice, then you have permission to reward yourself for good behaviour. Nice, huh? A bit of mind-body going on, then. Oh, and don’t forgot to say thank-you. It’s good manners.

Okay, so that’s it for today. I will see you tomorrow, and we will have something coming out this weekend, but more on that later. Have a great Tuesday.

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Fear of Being Naked

This full-length session encourages you to let go of the source of your fears and anxieties related to being naked, alone, or with others. Together we will reflect on the source of this shame and confront it, and then I’ll share the benefits.

The session concludes with three enticing vignettes. Each is a fun, flirty thought, fixating on a moment in which you would find yourself comfortable without a stitch of clothing.